Mmmm... Cookies
Hey, kids! Do you know what time it is?!
It's Girl Scout Cookie time!
Last year I bought something like 17 boxes of the addictive things from a couple different people, mainly the office manager of my big client, who sells them on behalf of her daughter. Amazingly enough, I still have a box of thin mints left in my stash.
Not so the peanut butter sandwiches. Those are my downfall. Couldn't get enough of those last year and devoured them all within a few months of purchse. Most within days.
Then there are Caramel Delites, which Deb likes. I don't ordinarily buy those because I inhale them fastest of all. Case in point, I just got a package for her and one for me. My package is gone, not an hour after I bought it. Yum! Oh wait...
Evil, addictive, bad cookies. It is their fault I can't control myself and I eat too many, which is bad for me, so therefore someone must pay. I mean, how dare they make me lose control of my urges like that! How dare they force me to stuff my face with an entire box of cookies at a time! It must be their fault I weigh more than I should.
Yup. No two ways about it; they need to pay and be made to stop the cookie madness before it kills us all. Anybody seen a lawyer around here?
MORE...
I'm all about the Samoas. Thin Mints go in my freezer for summer and ice cream. Crush the frozen disks, then sprinkle the bits on vanilla ice cream. Delish!
Posted by:
jen on Jan 14, 04 | 5:22 pm
We bought a bunch planning on packing some to Afghanistan, I don't think they'll be any left to pack.
Posted by:
Sgt Hook on Jan 17, 04 | 1:06 pm
No one has authority to sell GS Cookies in Jan. I want names and I am reporting them.
Posted by:
Justene on Jan 17, 04 | 3:08 pm
Last year in Cleveland the GS put up billboards featuring Girl Scouts with thousand-watt smiles, boxes of cookies, and the legend "Resistance is futile."
That just about sums it up.
Posted by:
Ken Hall on Jan 20, 04 | 11:12 am
